This show is fanservice filler crap from beginning to end. It’s got enough enormous cow udder breasts to pass for a breast reduction surgery infomercial, gratuitous clothing destruction — not that the clothing covers much in the first place — and terrible, terrible characterization. Oh, pardon me, you’re a shapely tsundere Sekirei in need of a man to French kiss you? Take a number and get in line, Minato-san’s already busy tonguing the 107 others.
But the dialogue. Man oh man.
Don’t get me wrong; it’s not made up of incisive observations or witty repartees like Haruhi, and it certainly doesn’t possess the everyday realistic quality of Kurenai‘s dialogue. No, Sekirei‘s dialogue is bad to the bone… but so bad, there’s one line of dialogue every week that makes me fall off my chair, howling in laughter at its unintentional comedy genius.
This week’s nugget o’ funny:
Look at this face. LOOK AT HIS FACE! That frame is comedy gold worthy of being kept in a vault so future generations can enjoy it too. I don’t even need to rack my brains to write a funny caption!
P.S. Okay so it’s not Ice Girl but Water Girl. I was close enough damnit!